I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat to protect them.

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Hysterical Blog!

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When you meet a celebrity:

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chaystar:

EXACTLY

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13 year old bitches who thinks they’re cool if they say they’re not a virgin anymore or they smoke, or they do drugs…

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Unfortunately, sir, the device that is keeping you alive is also killing you.

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Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?

Tan: Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?